ok. so i bet you guys are all dying too knoe wut i was doing all week on mai vacation in tahoe/san francisco. yeh. riote. but im gonna tell you n e way. daii. bai. daii. so here we go. pace urselves.

daii 1.
well. we left at lyke 4:30 am. meeh and raquel wer, of course, still awake. so mai dad was loading up da blazer we rented and meeh and raquel wer making our little bed in da car. so at 4:30, we finally left, and we wer off. meeh and raquel tried too sleep but we wer all squished and we had lyke no leg space so it was kinda hard, but we managed somehow and finally fell asleep for lyke an hour and a half until we made our first pit stop at mcdonalds at lyke 6:15. meeh and raquel woke up too an empty car. and i looked at maiself. and wow. i looked pretty freakin crappy. about 15 minutes later mai parents finally come bakc in da car wid no food for us. so they gave us money and we actually had too go out of da car and into mcdonalds in our monster state. so we walked in and we wer lyke covering our faces and ordered all fast so we could get bakc in da car. ok. so we ordered. went pee. went bakc in da car. and off we wer again. after we finished eating. meeh and raquel went too sleep again and we slept for lyke 4 hours. ok. so ill fast foward. we got ther around 1, but we couldnt chekc into our room til lyke 4, so we juss parked in dis parking lot and we kicked it and we watched nemo on da mini dvd player things we bought, and ate cheetos. yeh. pretty kool. then we finally left, and chekced into da hotel. and wow. it was pretty freaking nice. it was lyke a mini apartment. yeh. ther was satelite and evrything. ohhh. nice. ok. so we unpakced our things. got readii. and meeh and raquel wer coincidentally both wearing a green top and a denim skirt and green chukcs. o god. big mistake. we walked out and evryone was staring at us. it was horrible. then we walked over too dis restaraunt. it was tiny. and small. and da food wasnt even all that great. and it was expensive. sheesh. 3 bukcs for a glass of orange juice. ok. so we ate. we walked around some more. got more looks and stares. and then we went too da grocery store. and bought  more stuff. and on da way bakc too da room, we passed bai these stupid white gurls. and they look at us in our green outfits and they go "i havent coordinated mai outfits since 5th grade!!" and her and friend started laughing. o man. bitch was lucky i didnt bop her over da face wid da chili bottle i had in mai bag i was carrying and make her coordinate wid a blakc eye. i sed that and mai parents and raquel started laughing. but i was fer real. i was gonna say that. but i didnt wanna say it in front of mai parents. yeh. it pissed meeh off. ok. so we went bakc too da room. meeh and raquel juss watched tv until lyke 1:30 wen we went too sleep. and that was da end of daii 1...

daii 2
we got up around...hmm..10:30ish. got readii. took meeh and raquel about 20 minutes juss too decide wut we wer gonna wear cuz we didnt match again cuz of our little incident. but we finally got that picked out, and then we juss walked around da small strip. so we walked. and it was a bit windy. and i was wearing a skirt. i was full skirt alert da whole tyme. ok so yeh. we wer walking, and then all of a sudden dis car full of guys roll down ther windows and wer lyke "oww!! mamacita!!" and meeh and raquel wer lyke wtf. and mai parents juss started laughing. and mai dad was lyke you perverts ther only 14!! but he did it in lyke. a sarcastic tone. yeh. it was weerd. so we kept walking. and ther was nothing else too reely see so we juss walked bakc too our room, wher meeh and raquel juss sat on our butts and watched some tv. ate more cheetos. then around 2:30, we went in da car and we took a drive. and we stopped at dis hiking area. and it was reely pretty. we took a grip load of pictures. sheesh. and then ther was dis group of ppl ther wid us. and they wer taking a picture. and da ladie taking da picture was lyke "i got da top of chances head!!" and meeh and raquel started busting up. o mai. if you knoe da story on da name chance. you wood do da same. and then dis guy who was selling necklaces was conversating wid meeh raquel and mai mom. he was a very sociable character. then before we left mai mom was lyke "dis is mai niece and mai daughter. you can pikc one" and that guy was lyke "oh no. i cant. i hav a gf. shes reely strict too" and while we wer leaving i was lyke "mom!! y wood you say something lyke that?!" and she juss laughed -__-. mai mom is weerd...alright. so after that hike thing, we juss drove around some more. and some more. and listened too weerd music. and then about 45 minutes later. we stopped at dis beach. it was a nice beach. and i was mad that we didnt bring our bathing suits. so we wer walking towards da beach and thers dis group of guys sitting at a table, and next thing i hear is "HEY!! HEEYYYY!! PiNK SKiRT!!" and i was walking and was lyke "mommy y are they talking too meeh???" and i juss ignored them. and thats wen i came too da realization that tahoe boys are strange. for they actually say stuff too meeh even wen mai parents are around. that never happens here in walnut...cuz walnut is a not exciting place. n e way. so we stood around. and i was still mad that i didnt hav a bathing suit. cuz it was hot. and da water looked nice. so after about 10 minutes we started walking bakc too da car, and da same guys wer lyke hey who wants too play volleyball?? and i was juss kinda talking too maiself and sed i wanna play volleyball!! but i guess they heard meeh and one of da guys was lyke you wanna play?? cmon you can play wid us. and mai dad was lyke uh i dont think shes in da riote kinda clothes. let her go bakc and change and she`ll come bakc. and i guess they actually believed it and sed ok, and they left. then wen we wer walking, and mai dad was lyke wow. that kid had balls. hes lukcy i didnt say hey thats mai daughter!! ill kikc ur ass. and we juss laughed. haha wow. mai dad is pretty kool about guys now. its awesome. ok so wer still walking and mai mom was lyke y dont you play in da shorts under ur skirt?? and i was lyke mom. these are very short shorts. i wear these too sleep wen no one sees meeh. or under mai skirts. but i dont play volleyball out in public wid them. and she laughed again. and we went bakc in da car and juss drove. and drove some more. and drove some more. and then. we realized we wer lost. we wer driving for lyke 3 hours. so we had too turn bakc. and drive all da way bakc. o yeh. that was waaay fun. riote. we didnt get home til lyke 8. mai mom cooked da steak we bought da daii before. and meeh and raquel juss watched tv. and once again watched tv until we went too sleep which was lyke at 2. and that was da end of daii 2..a very eventful daii for meeh.

daii 3
our last daii in tahoe. mai parents had too go too dis meeting about da timeshares too see if they wanted too buy one or not. so we wer left alone. meeh and raquel woke up at lyke 11:30. got readii. kinda rushed cuz we thot that they wod be home soon so we could go too da beach. so we got readii in lyke an hour. hahahahaha. yeh nice. so it was 12:30. and mai parents still wernt home. so meeh and raquel got bored, and cleaned up our room. we made our couch bed. even made mai parents bed. yeh. it looked nice. and we cleaned up da dining table, and i washed da dishes and evrything. we wer good little children. bai 1, mai parents still wernt home so we juss chilled and watched da cosby show. then da housekeeping came. and she juss replaced da towels and stuff since we alreadii made da beds. then finally at lyke 2:30. mai parents come bakc home, and we wanted too leave. but they wanted too eat. so we had too wait still. so we left at lyke 3. and juss drove too da closest beach. and that beach sukced. we dislyked it. ther was no one ther. and da water was freezing. meeh and raquel could only get into our waists. and then these mexican boys tried talking too us. and we didnt knoe wut they wer saying. da only thing i understood was hola and habla espanol. and then they kept staring at us. and kept trying too say stuff too us in spanish. but um. we didnt understand them. so lyke an hour later we got tired of da beach alreadii so we left and we went bakc too da room too get readii too go out too dinner cuz we had lyke a 100 gift certificate at some restaraunts at one of da nearbai hotels. so we got readii. left. and we went too eat at dis one restaraunt. i think that was da most expensive restaraunt ive ever eaten at. mine and raquels meal cost 32. each. mai moms was 29. and mai dads was lyke..42 or something. yeep. that was lyke 30 dollars more than 100. yeh. but it was real good. that filet mignon was mighty tasty. and we gave mai mom a hard tyme. lol it was funny. ok. so after we ate. we went bakc too our room. and meeh and raquel juss chilled again and watched more tv. and that was da end of daii 3..

daii 4
woke up around 9:30. got readii. mai makeup was not cooperating wid meeh so mai eye got all retarded in da corner. left bai 11. we pakced our stuff in da car. and then we wer off too da bay area. also known as san francisco. meeh and raquel fell asleep for quite a while. we woke up. reapplied makeup as most gurls do. we wer at dis gas station so mai mom made us lunch wid da leftover steak. so we ate. and conversed. then we wer driving again. after about an hour we juss kinda sat around and watched da clouds come in and watched da temperature drop. after about half an hour. we wer ther. and mai dad was kinda grumpy so he parked at da first hotel he saw which was a travelodge. so we got it. wow. it was quite a drop frm wut we had in tahoe. a small room wid 2 beds. a tv wid lyke 10 channels. a crappy stove that had a fridge built in. a teeny bathroom, and a door that led too a wall. yeh. it sukced. after we unpakced we juss kinda sat around and watched dis weerd movie on amc. then we went too dis mall. wher we had too cross da golden gate bridge. it looked lyke it was gonna rain. and it was cold. so yeh. we went too dis mall. and it sucked. it was da most isolated mall ive ever seen in mai lyfe. didnt go in many stores. went too nordstrom. not only wer ther clothes not even all that cute. but they wer expensive. then we went too footlocker. didnt find n e shoes i lyked. mai dad wanted too go too da discovery channel store so we went in ther. i read a book on poop. it was kinda interesting. and i saw astronaut ice cream. it felt lyke paper. ok. so we left ther, and then we went bakc too da hotel room. wher we sat. and did nothing. we watched extreme makeover on tv. interesting. meeh and raquel played speed wid 49 cards. i beat her lyke 8 tymes. then at lyke 11:30 mai parents went too sleep and meeh and raquel watched EXtreme dating and elimidate until lyke 1, then we watched da martin lawrence show. then we went too sleep. end of daii 4...

daii 5
last daii in sf. dont reely knoe wut tyme we woke up..but we got readii. and bai lyke 11:15 we wer outta da room and we walked around san francisco. we went too eat at lori`s diner. i had clam chowder. it was yummy.then we walked around some more at these gay stores. i tried calling john but he never answered his fone. so i left lyke 3 messages within lyke 5 minutes. lol. so we walked some more. and it was windy. and we walked some more. and some more. and later on john called meeh. and we talked for lyke half an hour while i was walking. mai parents knew it was john. lol. and they now knoe wut his bear says wen you push its arm. and they make fun of meeh for it. yeh. we went in dis store. and i lost connection. so i walked around. it was da only store i was interested in. it was full of skater stuff. i lyked da shirts. but they wer too expensive. so i was looking at da sunglasses. and i saw these awesome sunglasses. ther police cop ones. da egg shaped ones. yeh. those. they wer 13 dollars so i asked mai mom for them. it was da first and only thing i got that whole trip. ok. so we walked some more. later on we went too eat at dis italian buffet. yehh. pizza. pasta. and salad. oh yeh. thats mai kinda meal. ok. after that we walked bakc too our room and bai then mai legs and feet wer killing meeh for we had been walking for about. 8 and a half hours.yeh. mai dad started watching dis top 100 songs in movies. and meeh and raquel fell asleep bai song number 83 cuz we wer so tired. we woke up. and we finished watching that 100 song thing. we watched dis thing on abc about a guy who made a toothbrush invention. then meeh and raquel watched 5th wheel. EXtreme dating and elimidate. then we watched dis infomercial on da alexis vogel makeup system. i want it. then we went too sleep. end of our last daii of vacation.

daii 6
woke up at lyke 10. got readii. meeh and raquel watched power rangers dino thunder and realized how gay power rangers hav gotten widout billy trini kimberly jason and zach. yeh. pakced our stuff. loaded it in da car. and we wer off. we left at 11:30. we drove and drove and drove. i wasnt tired so i couldnt sleep. so i juss stared and watched da fields for 2 hours. then at lyke 4 meeh and raquel started watching lilo and stich on those dvd things. at 5 we went too church at some place. then we wer off again. we finished lilo and stitch. so we kept driving still. then at lyke 8 we went too eat at carls jr. i ate a salad and a cheesecake. oh yum. bai 8:30 we wer driving again. we wer in...ventura. so we popped in shrek and watched that and it finished riote wen got home at 10. then i ran outta da car and into da house and straight too mai computer. i was very excited. i was super happy too be home. i talked online til lyke 2. lol. yeh it was great. then we went too sleep. and that was da end of mai vacation.

ok so that was mai vacation. and real quikcly ill explain mai daii yesterdaii cuz im tired of typing but i feel i must inform you on mai sundaii. went too da mall wid mai parents and raquel. after we went too target. garrett called meeh and asked if i wanted too go too da movies wid them. i asked mai parents, they sed yeh, so they drove us down da street and we met up wid garrett and victor and dis other gurl liz. we watched alien vs predator. pretty awesome movie. meeh and victor wer talking and laughing lyke da whole tyme. movie got out at 9:30 and we juss walked around. victor was asking ppl if they wanted too take a picture wid us. all of them sed no but one of them sed they wood take a picture of us, not wid us. so we took it. and garrett was complaining that you couldnt see hym. so we took another one. haha fun stuff. then victor did some more prank calling. wow. that was hilarious. then we went upstairs and i went on those little rider car things and garrett took a picture of meeh. mai dad called meeh, sed he was ther. sed bai too evryone. and we left. got home. talked too john. someone pissed hym off bai saying how he was messing wid meeh and i met hym at da mall and stuff. which is total bullshit. got things straightened out after a while. but wer still trying too figure out who da person is. detective danny is on da case!! ok. stayed up til lyke 3. went too sleep. then todaii meeh and raquel juss chilled. we went swimming for lyke 15 minutes. she got pikced up around 5:30. and i am now bai maiself again. first tyme in almost 2 weeks. and ther you hav it. mai past week and a half. wow. dis was pretty freaking long. holy shiet. i wonder if n e one will actually read dis whole thing. lol i highly doubt it.

alright. so lets take a look at mai daii todaii. not much happened. woke up around 1O:55. watched some tv. around 12:55 brooke pikced meeh up for da last daii of volleyball tryouts. so after they pikced meeh up, we went too walnut too pikc up nikkay and gianni frm ther last daii of summer skool. so we drove up, and i saw kevin!! mai little buddie. awww. so i ran outta da trukc and i gave hym a big hug. lol. wen i went up too hym it seemed lyke he didnt knoe who i was lyke so i was lyke o shyt. is dis reely kevin..and then he started laughing and he hugged meeh bakc. haha yeh. it was kool. and i saw danny. and we did our kool handshake. and i saw alex wanger too. whoop whoop. yeh. and then. as we wer driving awaii i saw J0HN!! weeee i was so happy!! i was all smiling and waving too hym and he had a big smile on his face too. aww it was cute. mai last tyme seeing hym for a while maybe. and then afterwards went too sp for volleyball. had tryouts. i think todaii was mai best daii. and i came too da realization that i reely cant set. eesh. i kept getting lectures frm mr and mrs mac on how too set and wut not. blah. but still good. i am now on jv. alexia and nikkay are on varsity. holy muffins. mai goal. too actually be able too set bai next year and being on varsity. yeh. alright. so then after volleyball we all went too 7-eleven too get snakcs. and then they took meeh home, and i ate. came online. ate again. made a myspace. here i am. the end.